11 Things You Should Stop Saying To People Who Can't Ride A Bike
“Once you learn, you will never forget.”
"Wait, you NEVER learned how?"
No. I totally learned how and just forgot. OF COURSE I NEVER LEARNED HOW. IF I HAD, I COULD RIDE A BIKE.
"What?! You never had a bike when you were a kid?"
No. I couldn't be trusted with a bike.
"Your parents never tried to teach you?"
What makes you think my parents know how to ride a bike? :(
"Not even with training wheels?"
Why don't you believe me?!