If anyone could read your meanest thoughts, you’d have literally zero friends.

You're incapable of winning an argument because you always start crying before you're able to make your point.

And when you cry, you literally can't speak.

The CW

And you always come across as more aggressive than you mean to because you can't help but shout.

Mid-way through any argument, your voice just gets louder. You can't help it.

Bravo

Whenever you shout or cry, you get incredibly snotty.

Even when you're meant to look nice, like at a wedding.

Paramount Pictures

If you ever see someone looking remotely sad, you immediately start crying.

It always looks like you're stealing their crying thunder.

ITV

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