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This unicorn hat that kids need to hurry up and wear before they have to learn what "corporate culture" means.

Made from 100% baby alpaca for your 100% baby unicorn.

Get it at Giggle for $56.00.

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This babyGap x Pendleton flannel-lined denim jacket for the toddler that appreciates designer collabs, which is none of them, make this for me.

Get it at Gap for $68.00.

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