Новости за 13.11.2017

Can things get any worse? I mean, obviously they can but I don’t even want to imagine how. Mass shootings, Charlottesville, the Muslim Ban. Ignorance, fear, prejudice, and hatred everywhere you look. How did we manage to take such a huge leap backwards so quickly?

Well, I guess this was bound to happen at some point. I was always willing to sacrifice my morals if it meant helping elect candidates who support tax cuts for extremely rich white guys with big mustaches. I never cared if those candidates were blatant racists, unqualified maniacs, or the kinds of people who beat up reporters on the eve of their election day. It was only a matter of time before I would have to ignore a candidate’s verifiable history of pedophilia so that a few people in seersucker could buy more yachts. Читать дальше...

Classification Title: Visiting Assistant Adjunct
Working Title: Department Head’s Lackey
Position Number: 000.5
Salary: $38,000
Job Posting Date: 11/10/2017
Job Closing Date: 11/11/2017

1. Is this relationship worthy of my time?

2. Would my mother approve?

3. I’ve seen a tutorial vid on YouTube. How is this way more difficult than I ever imagined?

4. I guess it’s harder in real life?

5. Except, why is it now so soft?

6. Should I do a lil’ sexy dance to help?

7. Should I throw a come-hither look?

8. Perhaps a promiscuous pout?

9. What is going on over there?

10. Is it on the wrong side? It is absolutely on the wrong side. Читать дальше...