Cardinals don't migrate or lose their bright feathers, and gather together in loose flocks during winter.
Lakers stars LeBron James (calf) and Anthony Davis (ankle) are both on the injury report.
Anglers are itching for a deep freeze, with ice production weeks behind schedule in some areas of the state.
With Joe Rossi off to Michigan State, the Gophers need a new defensive coordinator, but coach P.J. Fleck said the rest of the defensive coaches are in place.
Koi Perich, a safety who is the state's top football recruit, rejected Ohio State and honored his commitment to the Gophers.
Arriel McDonald, who held the previous school record of 16 assists in a game, congratulated Gophers point guard Elijah Hawkins for his recent 17-assist performance against IUPUI.
Would he pass a white-glove test? No. Has he injected hope into a dire situation? Absolutely. Vikings fans, get lost with those "Fire KOC" tweets.