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RIP my diet.

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Biscuit Bread Pudding from Jacob's Pickles.

"I don't even know how to describe this amazing creation properly, but it is hands down one of the best desserts I have ever tried in my life. The biscuit part of it is so warm and soft and balances perfectly with the ice cream. Bonus: Jacob's also has the best fried chicken and biscuits in Manhattan!" —ariellecalderon

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You may even get slimed!

No todo es vestidos con crinolinas, ni pajaritos cantantes.

There really is nothing more satisfying then “accidentally” hanging up on someone.

No one has a good answer to this question.

Disclaimer: Do NOT read if you have any respiratory problems.

Sure, you COULD watch the highlights of Nick Jonas' nearly naked guest appearance on NBC's celebrity ~survival~ show Running Wild and learn a thing or two about surviving in extreme conditions (IDK if you actually learn anything, I watched on mute)...

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...OR (!!!!!!!!!) you could just look at these carefully hand-selected shots of Nick Jonas's gifted... Читать дальше...

Brb, getting rich or robbing a bank.

Let's be real, most plane food is nasty.

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And if it isn't nasty, it isn't much.

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But what if I told you all plane food isn't terrible unidentifiable mush?

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Let me show you a place where everything is different. A place where plane food is different. Читать дальше...

Careful to not cut yourself on your crushed childhood dreams…

Damn, this is hard.

Out of the two options, choose the one that you'd like to keep eating. The other one? YOU GIVE IT UP FOREVERRRRRR.

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Beauty is pain (sometimes).

Playing around with beauty and makeup products can be a lot of fun.

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But sometimes we make mistakes. Terrible, terrible, mistakes.

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Like the girl who was curling her lashes, sneezed and accidentally RIPPED OUT HER EYELASHES.

OW OW OW OW.

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Fakt ist: In Polen findest Du in jedem Raum eine Fliegenklatsche.

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Indian supporters of the LGBT community take part in a march in Mumbai.

Skip this if you don’t like fire heading toward someone’s throat.

Ryan and Amber Lynn are an engaged couple who happen to be on America's Got Talent, doing things like swallowing swords. On last night's show, Ryan decided to swallow a sword with a target on it, so that Amber could shoot a flaming arrow at it. Spoiler alert: It doesn't hit the target.

You can catch the full aftermath of the stunt here.

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2 More Beasts, perhaps?

Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them doesn't come out until November, but we're already learnin' a little bit about what the sequel has in store.

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Spoiler alert: It's not just that there are more beasts.

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Turns out we're getting the sequel in November 16, 2018, so get your countdown clocks ready 'cause we've got two years to wait in between jaunts with ye olde wizards. Читать дальше...

This is a sports quiz you can really get behind.

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Frank Ocean is why I have trust issues.

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*picks the line with the cute Trader Joe’s cashier*

The crushes start out slowly:

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Real slow:

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Should I... no I shouldn't... but should I?

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Yes, all of the things:

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Inspiration level: Rihanna walking in heels over a grate.

So here Rihanna is moseying around Paris, looking great head to toe, as always.

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But then she walked over a grate (see what I did there, anyway). And angels must have been surrounding her left foot, because this is a goddamned miracle:

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People are panicked at how close that... Читать дальше...

Get out those skewers and take a stab at making some kebabs for dinner.

Home is where your astrological sign takes you!

It happens???

Last night, Jonah Hill stopped by The Tonight Show, and as usual, he had a really funny story to tell.

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After gaining weight for the movie War Dogs, Jonah decided to consult a nutritionist to get back into shape.

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The nutritionist suggested that he keep a food diary and email it to him at the end of each day.

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“Many years later, I still feel unclean.”

Glow stick fluid.

"I put half of a glow stick in my mouth to crack it, and ended up bursting the whole thing. I think my pee glowed for a little after that?"

—abzilla

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Two teeth... from another person.

"Two teeth. Not my own."

—arihnq

Bravo

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What a wand-erful night for Potterheads.

If you haven't been living under a rock, you know the Harry Potter and the Cursed Child script book was released at midnight on Sunday, July 31.

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First Lady’s got style.

We all know that First Lady Michelle Obama has the kind of style that we all dream about.

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And every time a new state dinner rolls around, she hits it out of the park again and again.

I mean just look at this dress. How is that level of gorgeousness even possible?

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So for the Obama's last state dinner as President and First Lady... Читать дальше...