Новости за 08.08.2016

Bow down, world.

On Sunday night, the Queen of the Universe, known by her human name as Simone Biles, had the best scores out of everyone for floor, vault, AND beam (for which she got a standing ovation).

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Reminder: This beam is only FOUR INCHES WIDE.

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She's basically a magical genius when it comes to the beam.

This fine, moisturized dark chocolate, bullet proof man is the kind of superhero I can get behind.

What a world.

Just when we were getting ~comfortable~ with sushi burritos...

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The Low-Key Poke Joint in California is taking it to the new level.

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They wrapped that shit in hot Cheetos.

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That's right. You can go somewhere, build your own poké burrito, and then they will roll it IN HOT CHEETOS. Читать дальше...

“Researchers speak about the ‘marginalized’ populations who are most vulnerable to the virus. I think marginalized is code for hated and feared.”

You’ve probably called them a bitch at least once.

Feeling like you're giving one cat more attention than the other.

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The tragedy of accidentally stepping on their paw.

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Cleaning their litter box and wondering how one cat can shit that much.

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Let’s RAMENisce about the good times.

You'll always get those haters who are like, "Do you know how much sodium is in that?"

You: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Not even sorry about this one.

This is your boyfriend, Steele Johnson.

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"Hi there!"

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He's a diver competing as part of Team USA in Rio.

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He looks like this...

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•finds old Trapper Keeper under bed.•

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KWEEN LISA FRANK was a total game-changer. Her hyper kawaii images were so awesome and inspirational.

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You’re welcome.

You probably know that Jason Momoa, aka Khal Drogo, and Lisa Bonet, aka Queen of Everything, are married. And we don't talk about them enough.

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Did you know that they are, in fact, the most gorgeous and adorable couple on planet earth?

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It's true. Look at how much fun they're having in their steampunky outfits at the Mad Max... Читать дальше...

Just in case you were wondering what those purple, circular bruises are on Michael Phelps.

“Listen it’s late here and early there and I’m drinking does anyone have a radio contest they want me to call into.”

GO PACK GO!

Meet Spitak, or “Whitey,” the dog who marched alongside Armenia’s protesters for weeks.

Happy 18th!

HBD:

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make it a talkie!

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*flush*

“He came out to me when I was in the third grade.”

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Six masks in one day was not my best idea.

Hi, I'm Lauren, and I wish my life was like this:

Unfortunately, it's not. And because I have student debt and can't really drop bank at the spa, I decided to DIY affordable masks mostly using things I can find at home. I made six — yes, SIX — masks for different parts of my body in a day and things got so messy.

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Lip Peel

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Afinal, vai manteiga ou não?

No Snapchat, ela postou uma foto do seu próprio miojo e perguntou a seus seguidores como eles preparavam a iguaria.

"Eu coloco manteiga, alho em pó e ovo no meu miojo. E você?"

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Ela deixou bem claro que "só água" não era suficiente.

Tom Hanlon "Eu coloco água fervendo no meu miojo"

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How many calories does unsolicited advice burn?

On Sunday, Annemiek van Vleuten of the Netherlands suffered a severe crash while competing in the women's Olympics cycling road race.

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The games are bringing people together.

Two gymnasts are showing the healing power of sports by posing for a selfie during the 2016 Rio Olympics.

North Korea's Hong Un Jong, left, poses with Lee Eun-ju of South Korea.

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The simple photo at a women's training session is poignant because gymnast Lee Eun-ju is from South Korea and her competitor, Hong Un Jong, is from North Korea.

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Because chocolate is what makes life worth living.

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Triple Layer Coffee Caramel Chocolate Mousse Cakes

Heaven in a cup.

Recipe here.

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Chocolate Caramel Cheesecake

I repeat: Chocolate. Caramel. Cheesecake.

Recipe here.

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Dreams really do come true.

Fam, for the first time in USA history, we have a pizza ATM on our continent.

This tall drink of water belongs to the dining hall at Xavier University in Cincinnati, OH.

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According to Time.com, each 12-inch pizza only costs $9 which is ABSURDLY REASONABLE because LOOK AT THAT CHEESE BRIDGE.

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Some are calling it a culture clash, others are celebrating the diversity.

Behold the magic stick.

Curtis Jackson III, known to most of the world as 50 Cent, is a pretty succesful rapper and actor.

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He's also an executive producer on the hit television show Power, which airs on Starz.

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In last night's episode, during a sex scene, viewers were introduced to a part of 50 Cent they assumed they'd never see: his penis. Читать дальше...