There's football..like the 'non league' game I'll be going to this afternoon : 400 or so in, £7 max to get in £2.50 for pie 'n'peas, 22 lads on the pitch giving it plenty, skill, daftness, and plenty of honest challenges to keep the gerrintoem brigade happy along with reffing bloopers and almost certainly a few goals.
Then there's that odd mixture of high finance, international money laundering, primma donna behaviour that's called the Premier League.
I know which I'm getting to prefer.